Sooo… here’s the new couch. Even here, it looks orange, but it’s actually brown. You can thank my cell phone for the odd colors.

What was the first thing ever bought on eBay? A broken laser pointer, as it turns out. Some moron paid $14 for it, and the legendary service began.

I had no idea that Henry Ford designed a hemp car, which could withstand direct hits from a sledgehammer. Pretty awesome! However, this page’s site design is horrific, and the movie is in Real Player format.

Meth users, a group known for ingenuity and high intelligence, have taken to drinking or distilling their urine in order to re-use or re-create meth. Sweet Jesus is that ever disgusting.

Paris Hilton has won an injunction against ParisExposed.com, who was selling a storage locker’s worth of her items, including lewd videos and the like. I’m just wondering if the video evidence of the guy with a pile of cocaine on his chest counts against her or not.

Someone, understandably bored on a long flight, tore up their SkyMall catalog in an effort to determine the different demographics amonst the models. Somewhat interesting!

Here’s a post on MetaFilter about Brent Spiner, aka Data on Star Trek the Next Generation. I’m mostly posting this for Johnny Takeaway. If you like Star Trek, go ahead and take a look!

I just came across this on my morning surf: an iTunes plugin that tells you when an artist in your library has upcoming concerts! iConcertCal. Very clever.

Howdy. Today I’m picking up a new leather couch… it’s sort of a rust-orange color, but it looks almost new. A friend let me borrow his 86 Econoline van, and rush hour coming home was much more of an adventure.

Anyway, I have been checking out SuperDeluxe.com a lot lately, and Dave Foley just posted a show up there called Can’t Sleep that I think everyone should check out. It would be perfect to watch right before bed, but I happened to be wide awake and still thought it was a cool concept for a show.

OH HELL YES. Phil didn’t see his shadow. You know what that means… summer is here. I’m going to start wearing shorts immediately.

Here in the Bay Area, we have quite an extraordinary scandal unfolding. The mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom, was sleeping with his capaign manager’s wife! Yikes! You DO know there are plenty of fine women to go around, right?

If you’re traveling abroad, or just curious, here’s a list of countries and which side of the road you drive on whilst inside their borders. Turns out there’s quite a bit of right-siders in this world.

Speaking of driving, here’s a map of US highways from (I think) 1927. Looks like I-90 still ran through Cleveland, and I-5 still ran through the valley out here.

Fried insects, anyone?

Cake covers War Pigs, and so does Faith No More.

Sheesh. We were without internet at work for 1.5 days, and what a pain in the ass that was. However, I did get myself a new pair of shoes and a camcorder during the downtime. As soon as my mercenary actors arrive from Turkey, we’ll be making a hit series about a herd of llamas called “Too Many Llamas”. Until then, I’m going to recruit the terminally-horny felines in my back yard and make cat porn. I just have to figure out how to get cats surfing the internet so I can sell it.

Just in case you want to buy EVERY Nintendo game, here’s an eBay auction for just that.

In Boston, some LED signs promoting the cartoon show Aqua Teen Hunger Force were thought to be bombs or terrist devices of some sort. Also, the signs were up for 3 weeks prior to detection. Incredible.