The TSA has lost a hard drive containing information for over 100,000 employees, including their payroll records. You know what I should say here… that these are the same people responsible for our airline security, and that’s a frightening thought. But, come on! It was frightening already.
Having just overcome major gastrointestinal distress, pepto bismol ice cream really speaks to me. It’s always been one of those flavors that I didn’t mind, but didn’t exactly enjoy. It also makes me want to try making NyQuil ice cream, or perhaps orange-flavored Triaminic. Or grape. Seriously though, doesn’t the pepto ice cream look pretty tasty?! I want some.
I’ve always thought parrots were pretty smug, cocky creatures. Perhaps it’s the whole talking-back thing, or the smirk on their beaks. Well, now I have something to taunt them back about: the way they look when they’re born! Hahahaa! You helpless chickens!
Hmm, ya know.. we humans look pretty freaky when we first come out, too. Don’t tell any parrots or they’ll have the last laugh.
