Sunday November 25, 2007
Well, I hope everyone had a happy and delicious Thanksgiving. I certainly did. There’s no better way to run a Thanksgiving than via potluck, if you ask me. The more people that show up, the more food there is! I must have drank at least 8 different kinds of wine, had two kinds of cheese potatoes, at least three stuffings, and plenty of other dishes. Oh, the memories.
You know, it sure would be nice to have a president where the back-story of how he met his wife didn’t make you want to wretch. Dennis and Elizzabeth Kucinich (to me, at least) are a great match, and their story is actually semi-interesting. I’m sure George W. got set up with Laura after some Skull & Bones meeting, and they met at a Denny’s, snorted some blow, and went home to drink tequila and pass out watching TV.
10 famous product failures really takes me back. The New Coke and Crystal Pepsi make me long for the days of the Cola Wars. Man, remember when Pepsi did all those hideous cans for a little while? I think I actually drank some then. I can’t stand the shit, but my young brain was no match for their advertising might.
So, this should leave you shivering throughout the day: a fossilized scorpion was found that’s the size of a human being. Actually, it was bigger than most humans… about 8 feet long! Amazing.
Well, I hope everyone had a happy and delicious Thanksgiving. I certainly did. There’s no better way to run a Thanksgiving than via potluck, if you ask me. The more people that show up, the more food there is! I must have drank at least 8 different kinds of wine, had two kinds of cheese potatoes, at least three stuffings, and plenty of other dishes. Oh, the memories.
You know, it sure would be nice to have a president where the back-story of how he met his wife didn’t make you want to wretch. Dennis and Elizzabeth Kucinich (to me, at least) are a great match, and their story is actually semi-interesting. I’m sure George W. got set up with Laura after some Skull & Bones meeting, and they met at a Denny’s, snorted some blow, and went home to drink tequila and pass out watching TV.
10 famous product failures really takes me back. The New Coke and Crystal Pepsi make me long for the days of the Cola Wars. Man, remember when Pepsi did all those hideous cans for a little while? I think I actually drank some then. I can’t stand the shit, but my young brain was no match for their advertising might.
So, this should leave you shivering throughout the day: a fossilized scorpion was found that’s the size of a human being. Actually, it was bigger than most humans… about 8 feet long! Amazing.











