Dudes and dudettes, how are ya? Me, I’m doing fine.
Well, the news all over the place today is the release of the Mitchell report, which names such stars as Roger Clemens for having taken steroids. Clemens was my favorite player back in the day, so I have to say I’m a bit disappointed, though not very surprised. A whole bunch more names are being named, or so I heard.
I can’t recall if I posted this before, but it’s good enough to post again: the programmer for electronic voting machines in 2000 says they were rigged. I’m pretty sure they were rigged the next time around, too.
Alex “Holy Shit Look How Tan I Am” Trebek has suffered a minor heart attack, and appears to have suffered several botox injections as well. (He’s 67?)
Paul Reubens is considering having Johnny Depp play Pee-Wee Herman in two upcoming movies. Why?! Paul, you gotta do it yourself. There is only one Pee-Wee.
A Connecticut teacher (who has apparently watched too many movies) barricaded herself in the classroom after hearing Welcome to the Jungle come over the PA. Three teenagers, one of whom was a custodian, were doing some unauthorized karaoke, and she assumed the “you’re in the jungle baby; you’re gonna die” to be a legitimate death threat. I’m sorry, but I find this hilarious.
Here’s a pretty short IQ test. I haven’t taken it yet, cause it said it takes 13 minutes, and dammit… I didn’t have 13 minutes!
Let’s get a little bit of holiday cheer going on up in here.
Cold Blooded Christmas by Jon Lajoie
You think you’ve seen cool xmas light displays before, but check out the Lindsay lights from Ontario
This is really just related to ice and snow: huge chunks of ice falling from tower
