Since I was just talking about the 2004 election being rigged, I have no choice but to post this: The Ohio Secretary of State says the ‘04 election could have been rigged. When it’s gotten to this level of acknowledgment, can’t we just pull GW from office? Also, if it looks like they’re going to use those damned machines again this time around, I highly suggest absentee ballots for all.
With holiday binge season right around the corner, you have to wonder why hangovers suck so bad. Apparently there’s a lot scientists don’t know about the causes of hangovers, but drinking water, eating and trying not to consume too quickly will certainly help. The article warns against taking in more alcohol the next day, but I’ve had that work brilliantly before.
So you want to shit gold dust? No problem. That’ll be $425, please.
If you were close friends with George Lucas for the past 30 years, you would have received some pretty awesome holiday greeting cards.
The worst band names of 2007. I’d say my favorites from the list are: Tigers Can Bite You, Special Ed & The Shortbus, Fuckwolf and Best Fwends. Also, I’m pleased to report that Happy Mother’s Day I Can’t Read made their “LOOOONG” category.
Researchers say they’ve found a sort of “ferry” inside semen that assists in transmitting HIV. While the latter 95% of the article is pretty far over my head, it makes sense that they could inhibit the formation of these cells and possibly reduce the chance of transmission.
If you’ve got a proper computer (Mac) and you want to make a ringtone… no problem.
Even toys in Japan are much cooler: re-squashable pig. I could play with that thing all day.
Ships battling heavy seas is without question the ballsiest portion of my post today. Oh wait, I posted about semen just now. Well, then this is the most macho, burly part of my post. There… now enjoy.
