Dammit. Why is it just when you start feeling better after a cold, you start feeling crappy again? Did the cold itself sense that I was getting cocky about it? However that works, I’ve found myself back in a bit of a relapse. I hope my dear r3tr0 readers aren’t similarly incapacitated.
Good news on the presidential front, though… even in New Hampshire, it appears Obama is leading Hillary. If I was planning on putting all of my eggs in one of those baskets (and not Kucinich’s basket), I would have to go Barack. After trying to come up with one really solid reason, I decided that Hillary is like some uncool mom that never lightens up and keeps her kids sheltered from reality. Obama, on the other hand, is kinda like a cool dad who knows he can’t (and hasn’t) sheltered his kids. So Hillary, you may as well save it, ’cause no one wants to hear you get all whiny about shit. Cool dad’s here, and he’s about to tell you to talk to the hand.
Compared to most of Europe, US citizens are far more likely to believe the theory of evolution is false. Actually, the only country with a higher percentage of evolution haters is Turkey. Why you gotta be hatin’, bro?
Let’s take a closer look at a creationist textbook. Chapter 5 will prepare you for adulthood… no doubt.
People, let’s not forget… Alaska is huge.
Would you believe real racers use Grand Turismo to train? I’m pretty sure this means Echanos could drive Formula 1 cars.
Wanna watch some Good Eats? Perhaps not, but if you do… here’s a few episodes.











