It was recently discovered that L. Ron Hubbard actually plagiarized his Scientology book. Back in 1934, a book entitled Scientologie was written, which discusses many of the founding principles. Now what?!

Obama unknowingly cock-blocked a student reporter, then called him up to personally apologize for “messing up his game”. That’s pretty cool. You know Bush would’ve just laughed, and if anything, gloated about ruining the poor boy’s chances.

Jimmy Kimmel, not to be outdone by Sarah Silverman’s “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song, releases “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”. While Matt is clearly the only one of the two with a measurable IQ, this new video features a shit-ton of celebrity cameos.

And speaking of celebrities, here’s an interesting graph showing the ebb and flow of box office sales since 1986.

Here are some artist renditions of what the night sky looked like and will look like waaaay in the future. Freaky.

At their FCC hearing, Comcast paid people to sit in court and cheer for their side of the story. Pathetic! These shenanigans have gone on long enough, jerks. Give us our Internet back.

Maxim reviewed the upcoming Black Crowes release Warpaint without actually listening to it. Jerks as well! I happen to be mildly excited about this release.

The French eat until they’re full, Americans eat until the food is gone. Something to think about.

Awesomely-decorated Pakistani cars.

Yes, oh yes. GW’s rating has plummeted once again, all the way down to a dismal 19%. Okay, this should have happened about 6 years ago, but let’s not bicker.

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg says Obama was a victim of fraud in his city’s Primary vote. Yeah, I’d say if 80 districts said no one voted for him, fraud’s the word. I for one am willing to assert Hillary was behind this. Just to see if people start talkin’ about it.

Come on, O’Reilly! Can you ever ease back on being a racist bag of feces? Of course not.

Readers Digest finds out where all those taxpayer dollars are really going. All over the damn place, including lots of places that waste it.

If you were sitting around waiting for a reason to dislike Republican candidate John McCain, how about: he wants to step up the drug war. Ohhh, great.

One thing I thought I’d never get to see in my life is Lionel Richie on helium. Singing. How did I get so lucky?!

Patrick Stewart Fantasies has to be watched to be fully appreciated.

Where does Mario go when he dies?

Alright, if you’ve never been RickRolled - voluntarily do so now.

You were just RickRolled. Now… here is a baby being RickRolled! I know how this baby feels. There is something very zen about Rick.

Biggest Star Wars Collection Ever.

During the Simpsons intro, right after Maggie and Marge simultaneously blow the horn, there’s a very blurry clip leading to the garage sequence. Here is what goes down during the blur.

Turn down your speakers for this one. Some kid’s older brother brings him to tears over his precious MySpace. Holy shit does this kid love MySpace! God… even if I tried, I couldn’t spend more than about 10 minutes at a time on there. This is pathetic.

Holy MacGyver episodes!!!

And I’d like to say sorry, for not updating my damn blog. I’m thinking this may have to be more of a twice-a-week or once-a-week blog, anyway… especially because hardly anyone reads this thing! Over the past few weeks, I’ve written a bunch of posts for a car blog I’m contributing to: TightandTuned.com. Unlike r3tr0, we’re going to actually try to make some money off of that puppy.

Still, I like writing here, and I like finding weird stuff to post. I hope y’all like reading it.

This has been in the news a little already, but I think it’s important that everyone knows: man is no longer needed for reproduction, nor the survival of the human species. Using the bone marrow of a woman, scientists were able to produce sperm! Truly incredible. Well guys, we had a good run. Let’s pack it up.

Over the past week or so, a couple of critical, undersea Internet cables have been cut. There’s all sorts of conspiracy theories going around, especially because one place that lost access was Iran. Of course, it’s easy to cite historical accounts of disabling the enemies’ communications, but it remains to be seen whether this was an accident or intentional. For now, take a look at this map of undersea cables.

Hey Boghoggler - you may want to add this to your celebrity death pool site: Celebrity Death Beeper. They’re keeping track of the deceased, so you don’t have to!

Speaking of celebrities, Michael Jackson’s kids recently emerged from their cave, and naturally the paparazzi were there to snap a million photos. I guess they look like him… the boy in the back has his eyes I think.

Sarah Silverman’s Gift to Jimmy Kimmel

If someone just pissed you off, and you’re struggling to come up with a four-word insult to come back with, try The Insult Generator. That should clear ya right up.