This has been in the news a little already, but I think it’s important that everyone knows: man is no longer needed for reproduction, nor the survival of the human species. Using the bone marrow of a woman, scientists were able to produce sperm! Truly incredible. Well guys, we had a good run. Let’s pack it up.
Over the past week or so, a couple of critical, undersea Internet cables have been cut. There’s all sorts of conspiracy theories going around, especially because one place that lost access was Iran. Of course, it’s easy to cite historical accounts of disabling the enemies’ communications, but it remains to be seen whether this was an accident or intentional. For now, take a look at this map of undersea cables.
Hey Boghoggler - you may want to add this to your celebrity death pool site: Celebrity Death Beeper. They’re keeping track of the deceased, so you don’t have to!
Speaking of celebrities, Michael Jackson’s kids recently emerged from their cave, and naturally the paparazzi were there to snap a million photos. I guess they look like him… the boy in the back has his eyes I think.
Sarah Silverman’s Gift to Jimmy Kimmel
If someone just pissed you off, and you’re struggling to come up with a four-word insult to come back with, try The Insult Generator. That should clear ya right up.
