Thursday July 31, 2008
Hey there people. I’ve been doing a lot of web work on the side lately, and as a result, haven’t wanted to post much on this thang. But, I figure I may as well get myself up to date on here. Plus, it’s National Orgasm Day… so… yeah. Enjoy.
I was very surprised to read that Cheech and Chong will be reuniting for a comedy tour beginning in September. That’s great, guys. I always blamed Cheech for ruining all that… what with his TV detective aspirations.
Off the northern coast of Ireland, a vast prehistoric land has been discovered beneath the sea. Now that’s pretty sweet. The only downside is that none of it was above water when man existed. OR WAS IT?!
Although Hitler tried to stack the deck way back in the 1936 Olympics by having men pretend to be women, there will still be genetic tests conducted on any contemporary athletes that appear suspicious. I guess it gets pretty tricky to confirm, even with the ol’ X and Y business.
Average percentage change in after-tax income in 2009 - McCain v Obama. That turd McCain will reduce your taxes significantly if you earn more than $3 million a year, but you’ll see a barely noticeable decrease if you’re down in the working class. Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing Obama increase some taxes for the very upper middle class.
Garfield strips auto-translated to Chinese and then back again, for your reading pleasure. What was once arguably comical is now a never-ending chain of non sequiturs. Oh, and I forgot to mention their clever name: Lost In Translation. There.
John McCain doesn’t know the price of gas; can’t remember the last time he bought any. Great, so he clearly knows what the average American is going through right now. I guess this is what happens when your lazy, geriatric ass gets driven around 24/7.
America’s regional hot dog styles. I fucking just woke up and I would eat ANY of these styles. Right now.
Here’s a little guide to help you understand who owns what in the world of television.
Everyone remembers ‘The Carlton’ - Alfonso Ribeiro’s patented dance on The Fresh Price of Bel Air. (If you don’t, you have your orders, private. Get watchin’.) Well, it turns out (and I should’ve remembered) that Alfonso is no hack dancer. Time for a little flashback.
If you haven’t already seen the guy that makes 3D creatures from trash bags that inflate when placed over subway grates, well, then… here. It’s some of the most impressive and creative art I’ve seen in a while. And you know I’m all up in those snobby art circles these days.
The cassette tape skeleton is also an impressive piece of art.
It appears James May (of Top Gear fame) hid a message in a 1992 issue of Autocar, in which he had to rate 100 vehicles. It allegedly got him fired, too.
Journey AT the Center of the Earth. Probably way better than the new movie. (Boghoggler, I expect you’ll love this more than anyone I know.)
The Achilles heel of HIV? This gets a little complex, but if you read it carefully it is pretty damn impressive.
You have got to be kidding me. How is this kind of political advertising legal?! It’s extra-sad because you know there are plenty of people out there who pass by that and take it as the gospel truth.
Cake Wrecks is a blog about really poorly made cakes. And it’s pretty funny.
Increases in the National Debt - a timeline.
Hey there people. I’ve been doing a lot of web work on the side lately, and as a result, haven’t wanted to post much on this thang. But, I figure I may as well get myself up to date on here. Plus, it’s National Orgasm Day… so… yeah. Enjoy.
I was very surprised to read that Cheech and Chong will be reuniting for a comedy tour beginning in September. That’s great, guys. I always blamed Cheech for ruining all that… what with his TV detective aspirations.
Off the northern coast of Ireland, a vast prehistoric land has been discovered beneath the sea. Now that’s pretty sweet. The only downside is that none of it was above water when man existed. OR WAS IT?!
Although Hitler tried to stack the deck way back in the 1936 Olympics by having men pretend to be women, there will still be genetic tests conducted on any contemporary athletes that appear suspicious. I guess it gets pretty tricky to confirm, even with the ol’ X and Y business.
Average percentage change in after-tax income in 2009 - McCain v Obama. That turd McCain will reduce your taxes significantly if you earn more than $3 million a year, but you’ll see a barely noticeable decrease if you’re down in the working class. Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing Obama increase some taxes for the very upper middle class.
Garfield strips auto-translated to Chinese and then back again, for your reading pleasure. What was once arguably comical is now a never-ending chain of non sequiturs. Oh, and I forgot to mention their clever name: Lost In Translation. There.
John McCain doesn’t know the price of gas; can’t remember the last time he bought any. Great, so he clearly knows what the average American is going through right now. I guess this is what happens when your lazy, geriatric ass gets driven around 24/7.
America’s regional hot dog styles. I fucking just woke up and I would eat ANY of these styles. Right now.
Here’s a little guide to help you understand who owns what in the world of television.
Everyone remembers ‘The Carlton’ - Alfonso Ribeiro’s patented dance on The Fresh Price of Bel Air. (If you don’t, you have your orders, private. Get watchin’.) Well, it turns out (and I should’ve remembered) that Alfonso is no hack dancer. Time for a little flashback.
If you haven’t already seen the guy that makes 3D creatures from trash bags that inflate when placed over subway grates, well, then… here. It’s some of the most impressive and creative art I’ve seen in a while. And you know I’m all up in those snobby art circles these days.
The cassette tape skeleton is also an impressive piece of art.
It appears James May (of Top Gear fame) hid a message in a 1992 issue of Autocar, in which he had to rate 100 vehicles. It allegedly got him fired, too.
Journey AT the Center of the Earth. Probably way better than the new movie. (Boghoggler, I expect you’ll love this more than anyone I know.)
The Achilles heel of HIV? This gets a little complex, but if you read it carefully it is pretty damn impressive.
You have got to be kidding me. How is this kind of political advertising legal?! It’s extra-sad because you know there are plenty of people out there who pass by that and take it as the gospel truth.
Cake Wrecks is a blog about really poorly made cakes. And it’s pretty funny.
Increases in the National Debt - a timeline.
