Paris Hilton responds to McCain about one of his ads that features her. Gotta say, it’s pretty damn funny. And I’m thankful that McCain didn’t entirely get away with his pathetic ad campaign.
“Fiscal Conservatives”

A supposed “i-9/11 event” will trigger a wave of Internet censorship and even an I-Patriot Act, experts say. As annoying as it may be to admit, this sounds pretty damn probable.

It seems Congress is working on passing a bill to limit federal laws against the possession of marijuana, but who really knows if they’ll finally use a bit of common sense and save themselves some money. Doubt it.

Just when scientists were thinking the mighty gorilla was pretty much fucked, they find 125,000 of ‘em… just hangin’ out in the Congo. Hey, great stuff.

A 150 million year old UFO was found a good while ago, according to this article. It also asserts that the gub-ment been talkin’ to aliens for quite a while, and still are. If you believe UFOs exist, I think it’s easy to admit that they wouldn’t have waited until the last couple thousand years to finally show up.

One spot in Los Padres National Forest, in California’s Ventura County, has been recording temperatures up to 812 degress fahrenheit on the ground. So, they’re telling me that if I was on a lovely hike one fine day, I could stumble through this spot and incinerate myself?! Yikes. Even if that’s not what they’re saying, I’m staying well clear.

Japanese Invisible Pro Wrestling. Ya know, that actually looks kinda difficult.