Just recently, I had a conversation regarding this old wive’s tale (crock): Does gum really stay in your system for 7 years? Of course not. Anyone who has ever exercised whilst chewing gum can probably tell you they had it disintegrate right in their mouth.
I can hardly believe this, but some blogger took an obviously satirical Onion story and treated it as breaking news. Naturally, this chump picked one of the most flagrantly-fake stories in recent times: Apple Introduces Revolutionary Laptop With No Keyboard.
Well, apparently GM isn’t trying to disguise the fact that they’re flat broke … now they’re holding a garage sale!
Unarmed bear. As opposed to those gosh-darn, NRA-loving sons-a-bitches I keep running into.
January 16th, 2009 at 17:21:48
i have to say the pre-auction estimate for the aztek seems ludicrously high. i’d give ‘em 75 bones for it - providing it didn’t have any miles on it.
January 21st, 2009 at 17:28:50
Yeah, I’m with you on that.
Although I would totally rock the 1998 Popemobile.