Oh boy does this blog ever suck! Ah well, let’s get on with it.
I think this might be my favorite video EVER on the Internets.
Jerry Seinfeld has got himself a new series coming out, titled The Marriage Ref. Sounds kinda lame, Jerry.
There’s a bill being introduced in California that would essentially legalize marijuana for cultivation, distribution and sales. This is, I presume, riding on the back of legislation aimed at putting marijuana regulation under the authority of individual states.
A woman who survived the great depression shares her super-cheap recipes. Hey, we all might be relying on these at some point here.
This may have already been addressed, but it seems Cleveland residents who are leasing their car have discovered a loophole in the laws surrounding red light cameras. The owner of the car is the one liable for the ticket fee, so technically you could avoid paying. I say keep doing it, and make the banks pay for it. There’s your bailout, jerks.
Well-known toolbox and celebrity chef Mario Batali dished out a helping of profanity in front of the King and Queen of Spain recently. I am not surprised.
The crazies over at SomethingAwful have created something terrifying here: Birds with human arms. Terrifying, yet awesome.
Also from SA: Wake up your cat and take a picture of it. The 7th picture down is just killing me.
This went around the blogosphere (ouch, did I just type that?) a good while back, so you may have seen it. If not, check out I LEGO NY.
This, too, has been out for a while: Hero on the Hudson flash game. I would like to say for the record that this in no way simulates either flying or physics on Earth.
My first ever visit to Twitter: HotAmishChick. I think I found this on Cynical-C, but it was a week ago or so.
Also found of Cynical-C: Ultra-vicious dog.
Photos of Pyongyang. I always find North Korea photos fascinating.
Here’s one of those honest-in-title websites I like: This is why you’re fat.
Also delivering it just the way you’re imagining: The Fucking Weather.
Wrongsmith - songs transformed using Microsoft’s SongSmith.
How to make a rainbow cake! The end result is pretty amazing.
The trilogy meter. I agree with a lot of these assessments, but I think he needs to move part 3 of Back to the Future down below the bottom of the chart.
Here’s a common problem in these times. You’ve got just $8 million to spend on a car, but so much to choose from. How can you be sure you’re spending your money wisely? Simple: just get the Exelero. There’s only one of them, and it’ll leave you with a couple hundred thousand left over to buy a handbag. I can’t get over the size of this thing. It’s a full 4 feet longer than my 93 Accord.
If you’re around my age, you were probably subjected to the mind-fucking effects of The Letter People. Or, they assisted in your learning of the alphabet. Looking back, I can’t believe I haven’t been having nightmares about these characters my whole life.
Here’s a collection of odd, subway-related photos.
Bitches don’t know about my popsicle.
Top 278 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with “pants.” Well, it certainly starts off pretty strong.
I don’t even know how to begin explaining how bizarre this is, so you’d better just read the description: A Fistful of Rikers. (Echanos, will you pass this on to Takeaway, please?)
Who would have ever thought that modding My Little Pony dolls would be even remotely cool? Not I, but clearly I’m wrong.
The verbose Fresh Prince. Brilliant work.
A most epic cat battle, indeed. The way these photos are shot makes it seem like that, anyway.
