Yes, oh yes. GW’s rating has plummeted once again, all the way down to a dismal 19%. Okay, this should have happened about 6 years ago, but let’s not bicker.

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg says Obama was a victim of fraud in his city’s Primary vote. Yeah, I’d say if 80 districts said no one voted for him, fraud’s the word. I for one am willing to assert Hillary was behind this. Just to see if people start talkin’ about it.

Come on, O’Reilly! Can you ever ease back on being a racist bag of feces? Of course not.

Readers Digest finds out where all those taxpayer dollars are really going. All over the damn place, including lots of places that waste it.

If you were sitting around waiting for a reason to dislike Republican candidate John McCain, how about: he wants to step up the drug war. Ohhh, great.

One thing I thought I’d never get to see in my life is Lionel Richie on helium. Singing. How did I get so lucky?!

Patrick Stewart Fantasies has to be watched to be fully appreciated.

Where does Mario go when he dies?

Alright, if you’ve never been RickRolled - voluntarily do so now.

You were just RickRolled. Now… here is a baby being RickRolled! I know how this baby feels. There is something very zen about Rick.

Biggest Star Wars Collection Ever.

During the Simpsons intro, right after Maggie and Marge simultaneously blow the horn, there’s a very blurry clip leading to the garage sequence. Here is what goes down during the blur.

Turn down your speakers for this one. Some kid’s older brother brings him to tears over his precious MySpace. Holy shit does this kid love MySpace! God… even if I tried, I couldn’t spend more than about 10 minutes at a time on there. This is pathetic.

Holy MacGyver episodes!!!

And I’d like to say sorry, for not updating my damn blog. I’m thinking this may have to be more of a twice-a-week or once-a-week blog, anyway… especially because hardly anyone reads this thing! Over the past few weeks, I’ve written a bunch of posts for a car blog I’m contributing to: TightandTuned.com. Unlike r3tr0, we’re going to actually try to make some money off of that puppy.

Still, I like writing here, and I like finding weird stuff to post. I hope y’all like reading it.

This has been in the news a little already, but I think it’s important that everyone knows: man is no longer needed for reproduction, nor the survival of the human species. Using the bone marrow of a woman, scientists were able to produce sperm! Truly incredible. Well guys, we had a good run. Let’s pack it up.

Over the past week or so, a couple of critical, undersea Internet cables have been cut. There’s all sorts of conspiracy theories going around, especially because one place that lost access was Iran. Of course, it’s easy to cite historical accounts of disabling the enemies’ communications, but it remains to be seen whether this was an accident or intentional. For now, take a look at this map of undersea cables.

Hey Boghoggler - you may want to add this to your celebrity death pool site: Celebrity Death Beeper. They’re keeping track of the deceased, so you don’t have to!

Speaking of celebrities, Michael Jackson’s kids recently emerged from their cave, and naturally the paparazzi were there to snap a million photos. I guess they look like him… the boy in the back has his eyes I think.

Sarah Silverman’s Gift to Jimmy Kimmel

If someone just pissed you off, and you’re struggling to come up with a four-word insult to come back with, try The Insult Generator. That should clear ya right up.

In case you missed President Bush’s State of the Union address last night (or turned on some awful SciFi channel crap just to make it go away), NPR has gone ahead and fact checked his speech for you. Hey, thanks dudes.

Hugo Chavez calls for an anti-US alliance. His (not-so-outlandish) claim is that the US is and has been practicing imperialism throughout the world, and he doesn’t want to see the same crap go down in South America. Or, as he puts it: “If the US threatens one of us, it threatens all of us,” … “we will respond as one.”

Wanna know about the upcoming tax refund? Here’s a little primer for ya. It’s kinda like back in 2001 when Bush gave us all $300, except it may be a little more than that. Big freakin’ whoop.

MythBusters are taking on perhaps the most-argued-about problem in the history of science: can a plane take off while rolling on a conveyor belt? No matter what the outcome, this will probably continue to be fought over. My guess is that it doesn’t work, because no air is flowing above and below the wings, aside from the breeze. That said, it would be cool to be proved wrong, too!

Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic Spaceship 2 will take tourists to space for around $200,000. Thankfully, it’ll get cheaper over time. The design of this thing seems a shitload more sturdy and sensible than NASA’s current shuttles, if you ask me. Do we still need to fill up those huge fuckin’ tanks each time if we can get ‘er up there with commercial jet-like vehicles?

Google Maps gone wrong. I think nicodemia will appreciate this… what with all his big brother notions and such.

Look people, Wesley Crusher wasn’t just dicking off when they made him acting ensign. Despite this obvious fact, some guy recently tried to outwit Wil Wheaton using treknobabble. Come on, man. Even Captain Picard himself knows less about warp cores than Wesley does.

This page is no longer loading properly, but: someone has figured out how much wireless phone companies are REALLY charging us for each text message. I’m going to let his data explain itself:

COSTS OF TRANSFERING 2,560 MP3s:

TCP/IP: $1
TCP/SMS: $61,356,851.20
TCP/USPS: $307,072.00 (Bits written out on paper)

Haha! Well, that settles it. Text messages are a total ripoff. (Although, I get unlimited messages to my bro Echanos, so what the F.)

A town in Vermont is voting on whether or not to arrest Bush and Cheney, if they set foot in the state. So far the initiative has just been approved for discussion at a town meeting, but what’s not to like about it?

Someone dug up this old footage of Will Farrell blatantly interrupting a news show. What the hell was going on? I think whenever he isn’t working on a movie or other production, he should wander onto the sets of live shows for a living. It should be known he could show up at any time.

Qtrax (whatever that is) will be offering 25 million songs for free, starting today. I haven’t checked out their site, but that’s a shitload of music. There’s mention of trouble using them in iTunes or on iPods, though.

Virtual reality view of the A380 cockpit. Pretty neat-o.

Beware of the Gothopotamus. Yowza!

Okay, here’s a little presidential update. Kucinich, sadly, has dropped out of the race. Obama, I think you know who your VP should be. Hillary should drop out of the race. This guy gives 11 reasons why, but I didn’t even need one.

Obama took South Carolina by a big margin in the primaries, as he should.

I guess with my main man out of the picture, r3tr0 readers will have to put up with a lot less carrying on about him. If you want to look on the bright side.

1973 - The Magnavox Odyssey debuts. Painfully stupid. (Echanos, didn’t Grandma have one of these in the basement?)

TV reporter gets bird shit in his mouth! Serves you right for.. um… well, whatever.

10 pointless but irresistible websites. iGod and I just can’t stop getting into arguments.

Really cool pools. A collection of, yep, awesome swimming pools.

Cookthink can really come in handy if you can’t decide what to eat tonight. Myself, I already know it’s leftover spaghetti bolognese. I made enough for at least 8 people.

On the 35th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, Bush showed his true colors by speaking in front of an anti-abortion rally in Washington D.C. Boy… remember back when we were just starting to figure out what a douche this guy is? Those were the days. Still shitty days, but they seem almost magical now.

Why do you need all those cable channels? According to this article, you can blame big media sooner than your cable provider. The reason is, big media insists on bundling channels together, and when it comes down to picking those packages, the little man gets screwed. Big surprise.

A rather ill woman in Tucson, Arizona laughed after killing a cyclist when she was drunk driving. The laughter was actually part of a conversation in jail, where it was said that she “took out a tree hugger, a cyclist, a Frenchman and a gay guy all in one shot.” For fuck’s sake! This is the kind of treatment you get for using the time-honored bicycle? I’ll tell ya what, I’m about five minutes from packing up and moving to France. There, I can hug trees, be gay, and bicycle all I want. Or not… but at least I won’t have fucking imbeciles trying to mow me down.

So, you’re gonna have yourself one of them babies, eh? Well, here’s a few dos and don’ts to keep you informed.

I think the London-based church of Scientology had better shutter their windows.

Six behind-the-scenes secrets of Cheers. Poor Norm, drinking that shite all day.

I’m afraid that using cold as an excuse for not exercising just won’t work anymore. Sure, you still have to avoid hypothermia and frostbite, but you won’t get sick and it won’t harm your lungs.

A teenage girl who suffered from allergies just died due to the toothpaste she was using! Jesus, that’s awful. The slightly terrifying aspect for me is that my teeth have been bothering me for a few days, and I just switched to a different kind of AquaFresh. I thought it was just my wisdom teeth shifting around as they do, but FUCKIN-A! I may have to go get some new toothpaste.

Vintage color photos of U.S. cities. There’s a couple of Cleveland from the 1940’s, which are quite awesome. Seeing Chicago back then is pretty wild, too.

A woman involved in a head-on collision had her breast implants explode upon impact. Ah, a DWBI. I wonder if they helped cushion the impact at all?

If you’ve never heard of a Roland 909, it’s a legendary drum machine that has surely produced some famous beats. Now’s your chance to mess around with one, online. A friend of mine used to have an 808, and man was that thing fun. The one sound always had me thinking of Phil Collins for some reason.

A world map, made solely out of words. Frankly, I think Thailand got ripped off. It’s way wider than Laos. Shoot, even the USA was mildly downsized. Sure, Canada’s huge, but anyone who’s ever driven across this country knows… it’s legitimately massive.